It's Gorilla Juicehead Heaven as Jersey Shore returns with Season 3 tonight. The group is back in Seaside Heights, minus Angelina, plus Snookie's friend Dina. In Season 1, they all drove beat-up cars to the Shore (they left in big black SUV's.) This year, most are driving black BMW's. Mike “The Situation” has moved up to a Range Rover. Can they still be authentic? Probably, as this season is supposed to be the wildest yet.
Of course, Mike “The Situation” also has a book out, “Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,” and JWOW's book, The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb” is due out next month.
Pauly D. just got his own spin-off show.
If you have no idea who these people are, here are some individual pictures.